Tomato - A Flash Fiction (DOUBLE DRABBLE!!!)
I am unfashionably fond of this story. :)
Look, I have something to tell you. You were...
You were right. There. I said it. Not that hard at all. It's not as easy for me as it is for you, but I can admit when I'm wrong, just like you--
Hm? Oh, right, I know. I search for similarities. 23 Skiddoo, right? Seeing things in clouds. You're so quick to tell me that I'm "imposing a pattern of similarities onto dissimilar data". And let me tell you, that's just not true. We have SO much in common, and you just refuse--
Ah, right. Sorry. Starting to argue again, and it's not really fair with the gag in your mouth. And besides, I already said you were right. We're very dissimilar. It's true. I mean, look at us. Look at what we do. You're a banker with your suit and briefcase, and I'm a sculptor with my smock and my chisel.
That's the answer, honey. The sculpting. You don't build something up - you take a rock and then you chip away everything that doesn't fit. Everything that's different.
And then we can be happy together!
Tomato, tohmahto, let's just chop the whole thing off.
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