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Dayjob - A 100 Word Story

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Last week, I pointed out how writing 100 Word Stories could expand your skills and make you a better writer.

This is not that story.

You know the drill - vote at the weekly challenge website, enter this week's challenge, listen to my story below or download via this direct link!

YellMy day job is telling people that they're a douche.

I guess it sounds easy. Maybe even fun. But it's not. I can't do the simplest chores - fill out your check BEFORE the cashier's done, you douchebag!

I'm always busy. Hey - you! You park like a douche!

And I have to explain my job - no, ma'am, it's not sexist because douching was developed by our patriarchal culture. Douches aren't healthy for women.

Some days, I wish I could just make widgets all day.

"Quit bitching about your job! You're a douche!"

You're a douche!

At least I have job security.

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