Halloween - A 100 Word Story
October 31, 2010 flash fictionApparently Laurence is having problems with the 100 Word Story server, but goshdarnit, this week's challenge is holiday based. So here it is, folks - my Halloween 100 Word Story. You can listen to the audio below using the player, or download it from this link.
Sit down. I don't care if you have fangs, or claws, or fur where you shouldn't. Sit down. Have some milk.
I imagine this isn't the response you expected. Cookie? Sorry, I don't have any raw childflesh.
Would it make you feel better if I screamed?
I'm not going to. You don't scare me, Mister Monster-Man.
There's this girl, Sally. I like her, but she's way cooler than me. So I sent her a card saying how I feel.
I got a letter back. I haven't opened it.
I'm more scared of what's inside than I am of you.