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Cookie Monster vs Lady Gaga

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Because, dammit, someone had to do it.

And yes, my Cookie Monster impression sucks. I know. Which is why there's not much to it. I cut out the whole first verse because I wasn't happy with it. CTW/Henson/Muppet Labs - I hereby grant you any and all rights to these lyrics you want. I just wanna see this little dream of mine come true.

Because Cookie Monster in a Lady Gaga wig... I mean, really. Do we need more incentive than that?

You can listen to it with the player below, or download the audio directly here.










om nom nom nom
om nom nom nom

Me wanna munch whole boxes of 'em, please
Crunch 'em let 'em dunk 'em, pass on crullers and brownies
Dunking chocolate chips in milk is the way to me heart
Me can't stop eatin' 'em after me begin to start

Om, nom nom nom, Ommmm, nom-nom-eee-nom nom nom
Me like 'em hot, from scratch in a pot
Om, nom nom nom, Ommmm, nom-nom-eee-nom nom nom
Me like 'em hot, from scratch in a pot

Me wanna bite, wanna bite
Wanna have that cookie taste
(even when they stale and crunchy)
Me wanna bite, wanna bite
Wanna have that cookie taste
(even when they stale and crunchy)


C-c-c-ookie taste, c-c-cookie taste
(om nom nom nom)
C-c-c-ookie taste, c-c-cookie taste
(om nom nom nom)

Me wanna munch 'em all one cookie two or three
Sometimes food it is, sometimes means now to me!
Big box of chocolates, will you get the nasty one?
Me want to find the chocolate chip, me hope there's more than one!

Om, nom nom nom, Ommmm, nom-nom-eee-nom nom nom
Me like 'em hot, from scratch in a pot
Om, nom nom nom, Ommmm, nom-nom-eee-nom nom nom
Me like 'em hot, from scratch in a pot

Me wanna bite, wanna bite
Wanna have that cookie taste
(even when they stale and crunchy)
Me wanna bite, wanna bite
Wanna have that cookie taste
(even when they stale and crunchy)

C-c-c-ookie taste, c-c-cookie taste
(om nom nom nom)
C-c-c-ookie taste, c-c-cookie taste
(om nom nom nom)

C-c-c-ookie taste, c-c-cookie taste
(om nom nom nom)
C-c-c-ookie taste, c-c-cookie taste
(om nom nom nom)

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